Join Us
Initiates may apply by sending a blank email containing their application to [email protected] or simply by thinking about us while standing in mist or fog.Our Charter
- Membership is retroactive and reversible.
- Consensus must be avoided at least once per meeting.
- Any written belief expires when read aloud.
- A member may speak for the group only while sleep-deprived.
- Absence is a valid form of contribution.
- Every member is authorized to found a splinter group with themselves.
- The group may disband temporarily without notice.
- Leadership rotates unintentionally.
- All members are to question the Charter quarterly.